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A true multi-tasker, he's also got a lot of other jobs. Khonsu helps regulate humans' lifespans, fights for the pharaoh, heals the sick, and helps out the unfortunate. How does he find time to do all of this?
Yeah right—like he'd tell us. All rights reserved. Home Mythology Khonsu Profile. Khonsu NEXT. My worshippers also have a few names for me: the Wanderer because I'm the moon, which wanders across the sky ; Khonsu-Neterhotep Khonsu the Merciful, who loves helping humans ; and Khonsu the Child because I'm Amun and Mut's baby boy.
I'm also the Reckoner of the Lifespan when I'm called on to figure out how long a human should live and the Provider my nickname when I'm invoked as a healing god. Yeah, I get around. Education I learned at my divine parents'—and aunts' and uncles'—knees. Beliefs Political views I support the pharaoh as divine monarch of Egypt. Sometimes, I'm even Ptah and Sekhmet's baby. And yes, I'm in therapy. Siblings I'm related to every god. Children None Friends The gods of Egypt and their son, the pharaoh.
Relationships Relationship status Single and looking for a divine missus Interested in Any single goddesses. Favorites Quotations "Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars. July AD. We came in peace for all mankind. The gods did. From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Walk This Way by Run D. Simple and sweet, just like me.
Cite This Page. Logging out…. Logging out You've been inactive for a while, logging you out in a few seconds I'm Still Here! W hy's T his F unny? My favorite nicknames are Khon, Su, and Special K. My parents change depending on where I'm worshipped.